he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
