Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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