If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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