He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
did i just pee glitter
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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