i was born a porn star she said
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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