Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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