I'm going to jail i love you
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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