can u get pink eye on your cock?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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