Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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