So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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