She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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