first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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