Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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