If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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