I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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