Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I need to sanitize my soul.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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