Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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