She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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