i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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