She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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