we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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