I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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