If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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