Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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