omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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