He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she told me i tasted like america
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Drake has all the answers
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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