found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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