Hippo gnu deer
Let's paint friendship bongs
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
its liver damage thursday
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