where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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