she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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