If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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