The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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