i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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