oh god the rape fog is back!
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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