Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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