Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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