I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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