$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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