Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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