Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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