Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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