you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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