I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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