If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
She told me I should be a condom model.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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