do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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