Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I seem to have left my pride at pride
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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