Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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