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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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