Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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