you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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