Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i came on her dog
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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