do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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