So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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