I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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